Like the quarter thing! My cook's pretty long &thick my exgirlfriends boy was bragging on his she tried to tell him mine is bigger so we lined up quarter's and got them hard I knocked 4 more off than him! Check it. Hey y r u lieing I tell u r 2-225 if you start at the beginning of ur shaft lol maybe after I get my taxes I can rent a room for you to come and get some good time with my ass. No story needed; every picture tells a story don't it? I would like to picture a specific ending - get the picture? Let me give you a hand with the plot thickening. Wife told me she would love to take your entire cock inside her until she felt your balls slapping off her ass.I'd watch, very impressive! A Buck and 3/4 Quarterstaff, Sir? Haaa. THAT There, is a serious challenge to my gag reflex.